P.S. Don't forget: Archive

I LOVE KELSEY

yeah =)

Apr 1st

Emily : Lauren, why did you put your hood on, are you depressed
Me : Nooo, I just like to feel the fuzz on my face
Jackie : THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

Mar 31st

StreamOfConscience

My school’s boys volleyball team is in Las Vegas. I WANT TO GO!!!!! I’m not sure about today, I’m not sure if I’m excited about it or wish I wasn’t going. After school is what I’m excited for. Rory’s not coming to school today, and that makes me not like school. I guess he’s the reason I go to school. And the twins. They are nice indeed. Actually,...

Mar 31st

Sue wants Kittie Krunchies PRONTO!

Mar 31st

Mar 30th

“If you’re not sure of what just to do, just do it. At least you’ll...”

Mar 29th

San Diego

Chelsea invited me to explore San Diego with her yesterday. It was very fun and eventful. Her friend John had a convention thing at the Hard Rock Cafe which is why we went in the first place. We cruised around downtown, then headed to ocean beach(thank god her friend let me drive his car while he was in a meeting!), and then chilled out around another part of town for the night. We met...

Mar 29th

Mar 26th

I have a bunch of cheeseburgers on my shirt today.

Mar 24th

Me : I am not happy that this health care bill passed. I am moving to Canada ASAP!
Brandy : Lauren, they have the same health care there
Me : -_-

Mar 23rd

our future →

oy vey

Mar 22nd

I wish you lived across the street so we could play nazi zombies whenever we please

Mar 22nd

Mar 20th

Why does your perfume make you smell like a marshmallow?

Mar 20th

Mar 18th

Mar 17th

“He watched her everyday, where ever she was. A man that can look at anything in...”

Mar 17th

X-Files

Dana Scully : Mr. Danfoose
Man : THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE IS LIKE A JACK HAMMER TO MY EAR DRUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dana Scully : .......
Dana Scully : Mr. Danfoose, I am special agent Dana Scully with the FBI
Man : AND WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU!?!?!
Dana Scully : It's a title for the FBI sir....

Mar 16th

I’m terribly ill today, and i pretty much hate it. I woke up to tell my best friend(rory) that i wasnt going to school and he said “Will you be able to help me out with that and say you came over after school to help me with a photo project and left a tampon wrapper in the bathroom” I love how is mom is “anti-girl” it makes everything more interesting. I used this...

Mar 15th

Mar 14th

mmhmm

Mar 13th

Mar 12th

Dear Erica Summers

Yeah…. I’ll let it sink in so you can feel your stomach drop. Anyways, I hope you tell people the real reason we aren’t friends; which is that you are a freak who makes fake profiles on myspace and then proceeds to threaten my friends because your friends are just like you and cant handle their shit. So your friend dragged you in and asked you to do this and since you have no...

Mar 11th

I HATE SPIDERS

Mar 10th

You better believe I'm fired up.

You make me sick to my stomach.

Mar 9th

“Is anyone anywhere happy? No, not unless they are living in a dream or in an...”

– Sylvia

Mar 9th

Heres the deal

YOU are smothering me! and its really pissing me off. I need a break from you. I have seen you too much and I have talked to you too much. You text me too much, and you call me too much. I don’t like how you always have to know where I am and who I am with, but its really none of your business anymore. So please, take a step back and let me be.

Mar 8th

Mar 7th

John : I think we should kidnap Steph today!
Me : I don't think kidnapping would be very appropriate.
John : It would if she said no.
Me : How about we put this at the bottom of our bucket list and hopefully never get to it.

Mar 7th

ohmyMOMMA ohmyHOOD ilookFLY ilookGOOD touchmySWAG wishyouCOULD ilookFLY ilookGOOD

Mar 7th